Call It "The Al Corps"

Via Reuters

(Oh, Good God....someone hold me back!)

"NEW YORK (Reuters) - Al Gore hopes to train 1,000 messengers he hopes will spread out across the country and present a slide show about global warming that captures the essence of his Hollywood documentary and book.
(You have to train people to sit around and YAWN? That would capture the essence, I think.)

The former vice president, a Democrat, said on Monday that by the end of the summer he would start a bipartisan education campaign to train 1,000 people to give a version of his slide show on global warming featured in the film "An Inconvenient Truth" and book of the same name.
("The ants go marching 2 by 2, hoorah hoorah. The ants go marching 2 by 2, Hoorah, Hoorah....!")

"This moment cannot be allowed to pass," Gore told reporters in New York. "I have seen and heard times before when the awareness of the climate crisis has peaked and then a few months later it's gone. I think this time is different, but I have to say I'm not certain of that."
(Well at least he's honest-there's alot we could say he's not certain about, same for his "experts".)

The book is an expanded version of the film. Both are based on a slide show he has given more than 1,000 times over the past 30 years on the dangers of global warming. He says climate change is a crisis that has become a moral issue.
("Ox carts-GOOD! Cars-BAD!" Man, I feel sooooo immoral for having a flush toilet. I'm a worthless greedy sponge upon Mutha Earth because I use a 20 yr. old Maytag to wash my superfluous evil excess of clothes instead of pounding them on a rock and using a yucca root for suds. I will burn in an eternal hell for having a lawn mower. I am a electricity whore. I need to be spanked...hard...and repeatedly. Hey Al, how moral did Tipper feel picking up your suits from the dry cleaners in that honkin' SUV that I know you guys have? These yahoos won't be happy until we are reduced to living in mudhuts, like our more "enlightened" brethern of the planet.)

Most scientists believe carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases trap the sun's heat in the atmosphere leading to stronger storms and rising sea levels that could swamp low-lying islands by 2100.
(Hmmmmm, let's see, 2100 minus 2006 equals...We'll be dead anyway! And our kids will be too old to care, too! But it is nice to know that my grandkids will have beachfront property if the family ranch here is still in our hands! That is, if the legions of nattering Algorite pinheads haven't seized it because we were 'squandering' resources or that my acreage is the only remaining territory of the left titted greater spotted Marvin's trailing picklevine.)

Gore said all the profits from his film and the book will be donated to train the messengers. He said the carriers of the message will give the slide show at high schools and rotary clubs in the United States and around the world.
(Oh just let 'em try to speak to our Lion's Club...OH PLEASE! It'll be such fun...and I'll even bake a cake!)

Gore said on Monday, as he has consistently, that he had no plans to run for president in 2008. He added that he would continue to give the slide show even as the messengers give their versions of it."
( "Their versions..." You can just see how that will morph into the ultimate shrieking moonbat fury of impending doom. Good lord...I can't wait...oh and, neither can the earth, I reckon.
KILL YOURSELVES NOW!!!! THE FUTURE IS NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!! )