Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Great Minds, blah blah etc.

Well, whaddya know? I ain't the only one making messianic comparisons about the AlGorechrist! (see my post from a few days ago. I'd link it, but I'm too friggin' lazy.)
Mens News Daily has an article about him with a similar photoshop.


But Where Will They Bury the Survivors?

Barack Obamalamadingdong, Senator, Presidential candidate, and L.A. Times acclaimed "magic negro" made some purty wild claims at a meager campaign stump yesterday.

During the speech he got so worked up with severe BDS he misstated the death toll of the Greenburg, Kansas tornado as being 10,000 (!!) rather than (at the time) 11. ( The policeman who was out in the storm trying to warn locals and was severely injured has now passed from his injuries, making the official count 12.)

Realizing his goof later, the Big O was quoted as saying: "There are going to be times when I get tired. There are going to be times when I get weary. There are going to be times when I make mistakes."

Just the thing you want to hear from a guy who might some day have the fate of what's left of the free world in his hands.

Monday, May 07, 2007

Sorry Google: Blogger STILL Blows

While I was away, taking care of my life, a funny thing happened around here.

Blogger changed all the locks.
And the new management made some policy changes.

Before, if I wanted to post, all I did was go to my dashboard, and POOF-no big deal.
Now I had to come up with sooper secreet handshakes, 12 forms of ID, a magic word, proof of financial responsibilty, utility statements from the past 6 months and check a box stating that I will in no way or form, taunt, annoy, badger or bait or engage in any type of "disapproved" hatespeech, copyright infringement or general naughtiness.
Then and only then would Das Google ok me to blather at will. So I did.

THEN when I noticed an ever so tiny typo that I wanted to correct on my post, Das Google shut me down completely!
Began shouting" FIRE! Danger Danger, Will Robinson! Intruder alert intruder alert!! Go away!!! You are a virus, you are a hacker...for the good of our community we must forbid your entrance!!!!"
Kinda felt like this:

Huh? WTF??? Jeez, a minute ago y'all didn't have a problem. Took me a good 30 minutes, a reboot and a new browser to clear that lil' misunderstanding up.
Does it do that alot here ? I've been gone.

I can see I'm really gonna love it here, now. Really like what you've done with the place, Goog.

St. Al of the Church of the Perpetually Indignant

"I am the Alpha and the Omega; Klaatu, barato nicto!"

At first I just compared him to everyone's favorite Chi-Com, Mao TseTung, simply because of the way he touted his version of the 'lil' red book'- An Inconvienient Truth- and the scores of rabid followers that fell into lockstep with him, advocating a cultural revolution of sorts.
Now they've upped the ante. And I must respond in kind.

Al Gore is now Christ.

At least to the members of the "church". Which includes the congregations of the Church of the Perpetually Indignant, the 1st Assembly of Chicken Littles, Our Lady of the Screaming Burning Tormented Earth, the First Church of the Unquestioning Four Square Beacon of "Truthiness" (Tin Foil assembly), the Southern Church of the One Eyed Blind and a few obscure Gaia cults to be named later.

I mean, c'mon! "Carbon Offsets"?
Gee...sure sounds like Indulgences to me.
And now I read of Gore's little book o' crap science being placed in alledged "green" hotels in lieu of the Gideons' bible.
To say nothing about the blind rage anyone encounters who dare question any of this "new" religion. (can you say Spanish Inquistion?)
And, like Christ, Hisself, Algore is above reproach. Clean as the driven snow. But unlike Jesus, he has a do as I say, not do as I do attitude.
At least J.C. walked the walk and talked the talk.
Yep, Albaby is now the Son and the U.N. the Holy Father. And they are both infused with the Holy Spirit of 'scarethecrapoutofyouness'
The whole movement is so closely modelled on the corrupt Catholic church of days of yore, one can't help but notice.

These guys piss me off to the point of incomprehensible raging. I'm old enough to have seen this movie once before in the 70's. And it's all happening again. Nothing new under the sun. I was wondering though when they'd get to the part about humans being bad for the earth...that part was a real major tenent of the faith 30 years ago. Does the title "The Population Bomb" ring any bells?
Just this week I've seen several articles claiming we should all just curl up and die for the sake of the earth.
To the authors of those articles: You first.

We need a modern day Martin Luther. Someone who is brave enough to march right up to St. Al and nail our grievances right smack dab to his blocky,thick forehead.
Many have tried, but they're getting nowhere.
We really need an ultimate "the emperor has no clothes" moment to squealch these clowns.