Still Dead!
Today is the 40th anniversary of the death of Ernie "Che" Guevara.
Ahhh, violent communistic revolution...the gift that keeps on giving!
Get all your Che T-shirt clothing needs to commemorate the occasion at The People's Cube branch of the ministry of mockery and blatant capitalism, Che Mart.
Pointless Update: I've just ordered this one!:
posted by white trash republican at Tuesday, October 09, 2007
6 Comments:
Still Dead?
such a Che'm
Ever notice that all of the heroes of today's peaceniks are:
1. All violent murders on grand scales.
2. All men.
3. All European.
(Okay, not Mao, but I think it is instructive that the lone exception is the biggest murderer. I think Mao killed way more people than the liberal hero Stalin, for example. Stalin was skilled at murder, but he didn't make it a cultural art like Mao.)
4. All heterosexual.
Also, all of their heroes did their best killing of their own people and most of the dead ones were just like the liberals peaceniks today. They were the artists, pseudo-intellectuals, dilettantes, rich land owners, etc.
Which begs the question: Would it be at least a little satisfying to see a B Hussein Obama get in office just to see George Clooney get killed as Hussein attempts to make the kingdom on earth?
And let's not forget Pol Pot! That regime is still very fresh in my mind.
Oh, couldn't you have thought of another suitable "enemy of the people to-be" besides George? Even tho, I depise him as a human, I do enjoy him as an actor and he's eye candy for this aging broad. ; )
Howsabout hmmmmmm, Rosie? Or maybe that stunted twerp-tool de Caprio? Al Franken? My, the possibilities are ENDLESS!
Oh and I've just seen Che bikinis!!
That's how far this image has been separated from the actual legacy. This guy is becoming the Mickey Mouse of the times. The only difference is that everyone knew who/what Mickey was...the kids nowadays have not a clue who Che REALLY was. But hey, it's hip, so who cares right?
Riiiii-ght.
Okay I'll ransom George Clooney if you'll send over Rosie and Al Franken. That right there should end two major modern day problems: Uppity Chickdom and Global Warming.
But you know it depends on how much you want to save Clooney. Maybe you'll have to round up even MORE lefties before I surrender Clooney. BWA haha HA!
Alright, final offer: The head of Keith Olbermann on a recyclable paper platter. PLUS Rosie and Al Franken.
Just pleaaaase, please don't hurt my George!
; )
( I just realized we are teetering into the realm of Thoughtcrime with our comments.
That's double-plus bad, y'know.)
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