Merry ??? ( Oy!)

OK, Let's just get this over with.

Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
Happy Hannukah
Merry Kwaanza
Happy Monkey Day
Happy Take Your Pet to Work Day
Merry Soltice
Happy Yule
Joyous Noel
Season's Greetings
Happy Boxing Day
Merry Festivus
Feliz Navidad
Happy New Year

That oughta be it, if I have missed any, please forgive me. It's not because I'm a thoughtless, inconsiderate boob- I'm just a normal person trying to get through this season of phoney "goodwill to all" this year like anyone else.

Now-- Get off my back, already!

XXX's & OOO's,

"Scrooge"