Friday, August 18, 2006

Oh Nevermind the Fanatics, The Cell Phones, The Lamebutt Judges Ruling on FISA, Iran, Etc...


HERE'S THE REAL THREAT TO OUR SAFETY!

Malicious and evil store mannequins!! They are everywhere!
Oh! The Humanity!


Calif. Woman Sues Over Mannequin Attack

A woman is suing the J.C. Penney Co. after an alleged run-in with a store mannequin that she says left her with a cracked tooth, a bloodied head and recurring shoulder pain.

Diana Newton, 51, of Westminster sued the Texas-based retailer last month in Orange County Superior Court, claiming she was cracked in the head by a legless female dummy at its Westminster Mall store.

Newton said the incident happened nearly a year ago in the women's department, as she was shopping for a blouse. The only one in her size was on the mannequin. As a salesclerk was removing the garment, the dummy's arm flew off and struck Newton's head, according to her lawsuit.

"I felt a burning sensation," she recalled.

Paramedics treated her bleeding scalp at the scene. Newton drove herself home, then had someone take her to a hospital for further treatment.

The blow also cracked a molar, which led to a root canal, she said.

The suit seeks unspecified damages.

A spokeswoman for J.C. Penney said the company doesn't comment on pending litigation.

HT: Freerepublic

(Dime to donuts somebody will object to the phrase "legless female dummy" being used in this AP article.)

1 Comments:

Blogger Lemuel Calhoon said...

Where are Christian and Sean when you need them?

8/18/2006 7:53 PM  

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