Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Nobody's Laughing

One of the 2 college punks that were arrested this morning for the recent spate of church burnings in Alabama is quoted as saying it all started as: "a joke and it got out of hand."

No...stealing your frat buddies BVD's and running them up the local YMCA's flagpole is a "joke". This crap is criminal...from the very first, plain and simple.

But even if we did buy into that pathetic rationale, I would like to know just when, son, did it begin to get out of hand? After the first one? The second? The third? Just when does a twisted spoiled clueless simpering punk like you suddenly think to himself: "Whoa, dudes...this ain't funny anymore!"
These boys have no more sense than God gave a duck. I just hope they're orphans...cuz I'd hate to be their parents right now.
(Actually, it does mention that the cops were able to trace a tire tread to one of the idiots mom's car!!! Dude! Rule # 1-Never commit a FEDERAL offense driving your mom's car! That is such a bust!)

Hmmm, I wonder if Adolph's buddies ever used that excuse to explain away KrystalNacht?
("Well, really all we wanted to do was trash this one guy's store cuz he like, y'know shortchanged us when we went in to buy some beer-Gustav thought it would be funny and well...y'know...things just got out of hand...")

UPDATE: Well, alrighty-now we find out that these weenies won't be charged with "hate crimes". They just wanted to see stuff burn...uh, excuse me, if that was the case then why did they only burn CHURCHES?? These were in rural areas-wasn't there any old barns? Shacks? Woods, pastures? Abandoned tire dumps? If satisfying a weird pyro urge was the sole reason, there were so many ways these ya-yas could have got their jollies.
There's more going on here...but damn if we'll ever find out, eh?


Blogger The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

Hey... what happened to the "" link? It's gone 404 on us... suppose she sent her minions to deal with 'em?

3/08/2006 11:15 PM  
Blogger Lemuel Calhoon said...

At least they were only just a couple of crazy kids out for a good time. Haven't we all been there?

3/08/2006 11:20 PM  
Blogger white trash republican said...

I never had that link on here, was thinking about it, but now it looks like I can't. Que sera,sera.
Curious, though. The site was there earlier.I ain't gonna be hollering "Fire" just yet. Could be just something dumb like a missed payment.

I swear,if I had dumped a boatload of hardearned cash to pay my yougun's way through some fancy schmatzy college and then they up and pull THIS crap...???!!
Forget the trial...just let me at 'em!

3/08/2006 11:33 PM  

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