Wednesday, July 05, 2006

I'm a Big Boy Now! (Lil' Kim shoots his wad)

We all woke up today, so that must mean that Kim So Kook-d was just pullin' the ultimate "Look-it-Me,LOOK-IT-ME,LOOK-IT-ME,Everybody!!!" by firing off a sixer (some say it was a 12 pack) of the "Sky Terror" bottle rocket assortment he got from up north. The fuses must have got wet or sumpin', cuz I hear it was less than impressive, but what do you expect when you buy from a guy whose first name is "Wil E." ?





Kim tries to hide his total disgust and disappointment over his recent fireworks tent purchases.


You know, I think it's so touching that they name missiles after their cute nickname for their exalted fearless leader:
"No-dong"


Next time, Lil' Kimmie Nodong oughta try these folks.

4 Comments:

Blogger Walker said...

Snort! Lil Kim No Dong, more like!

7/05/2006 7:31 PM  
Blogger Walker said...

er, I mean, what you said! hahaha.

7/05/2006 7:32 PM  
Blogger Lemuel Calhoon said...

If he doesn't watch out he'll get a visit from Hans Brix.

7/05/2006 10:29 PM  
Blogger white trash republican said...

OHNO! Not the dreaded and feared UN super friends squad!!!!
Gosh...they might speak harshly to him.
Oh the horror!
That'll scare him alright....

7/06/2006 10:28 AM  

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