Thursday, September 21, 2006

Rangel to Sheehan: "Please come and pick up your boyfriend-He's drunk again."

Rep. Rangel gave a half hearted scolding to Baby Hugo for his SNL inspired speech to the U.N. where Hugo compared Dub to "el diablo" and accused the President of stinking up the joint with the smell of sulphur.
Rangel's words are merely sour grapes and standard finger in the wind CYA, that's so typical of these donks. He's pissed that Hugo's stealing their best material!

It reads sterner than it sounded coming outta Rangel's piehole at the presser-his heart wasn't into it, he was just phoning it in to be on the record. Here's some of it:

"I want to express my extreme displeasure with statements by the President of Venezuela attacking U.S. President George Bush in such a personal and disparaging way during his remarks at the United Nations General Assembly.

It should be clear to all heads of government that criticism of Bush Administration policies, either domestic or foreign, does not entitle them to attack the President personally."

(That's right! The American libs can manage quite well on their own in this area of expertise, thank you.)

Loose translation:'How dare some little tin horn dictator swoop in in and start talking trash about Bush almost as soon as his feet hit the ground?!
Dammit, that's OUR JOB!
We don't need your help, Chavey Baby.'

Even Nancy Pelosi risked turning into a pillar of salt with her words of condemnation of Hugo's schtick:

"Hugo Chavez fancies himself a modern day Simon Bolivar but all he is an everyday thug," House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi said at a news conference, referring to Chavez' comments in a U.N. General Assembly speech on Wednesday.

"Hugo Chavez abused the privilege that he had, speaking at the United Nations," said Pelosi, a frequent Bush critic. "And we're damn mad that he beat us to it! We were saving the Satan comparisons for later in this year. He's tipped our hand."

(OK...I made that last part up. But it's closer to the truth than these bogus outbursts of indignation.)

Apparently enjoying his special guest star status as loose cannon du jour, Hugo is strolling about Harlem right now telling anyone who will listen that Bush is a drunk and needs psychiatric care. No doubt those remarks will endear Dub to the street people now, who will consider him "one of us".
Hugo's also promising a gob of FREE heating oil for the oppressed masses in Harlem.

Gee, can you make crack from oil?


Blogger Patrick Joubert Conlon said...

Great headline!

9/21/2006 3:06 PM  
Blogger Pamela said...

good take - as usual.

9/22/2006 9:17 AM  
Blogger white trash republican said...

I'm amazed at some conservatives being so excited by these rebukes of Chavez...makes me just wanna ask: You're new here, aren't you?

These remarks are just the usual hot air politicking for these guys.

9/22/2006 10:33 AM  
Blogger dilbertgeg said...

The media is controlled.
Cindy Sheehan works for the Establishment -- that's why she's an icon.
CIA funds the Left -- via Foundation Grants, been that way, for decades.

Rangel wants THE DRAFT so America can "be prepared" for "4 more wars" (the chant against Bush) --- as if American people wouldn't VOLUNTEER EN MASSE for a REAL WAR --- and Ms. Cindy wants "more skin in the game". How dovetail-ish.

CLEVER bastards.

11/20/2006 4:52 PM  

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