On the Way to Visitor 10,000!
Oh Boy Howdy.
The suspense is building.
The meter is running.
Who, yes, who will be the 10,000 visitor to The White Trash Republic??
According to the Site Meter, which to be honest, this is the first time in almost a year I have delved in to even look at any stats, the lucky 10,000 should hit sometime this week! That is, if current patterns hold. Honestly, I had no idea!
So what? Big deal you say?
HA!
My dear friends 'n' neighbors-I'll have you know THERE WILL BE A PRIZE INVOLVED!
No chittin', Cherlock. I'm serious.
If YOU are the winner and I can, to the best of my ability with the help of the invasive, nosey stats of the Site Meter determine just who you might be, then my crack team of reformed ex-Santa elves will personally handpick a special gift...just for you! I can't tell ya what it will be, because, honestly, I've not a clue. But I think you won't be disapointed.
So, what's it gonna be, punk? Ya feeling lucky?
I just hope the lucky I.P. ain't some jackleg herbal 'viagra' spammer or someone hawking their anti-anxiety cures!
3 Comments:
Me, me, me, me!
I'm glad you finally posted a picture of yourself. Did your daughter hold the camera?
That is about as real a photo of me as the one of you on your blog. ; ) Although, I was once a blonde. Once.
Patrick, hmmmm, who knows...it might be you.
I'm excluding any trolls and spammers in the count, to the best of my ability to determine that.
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