"A Blonde's Year End Summary"
(Got this in an email-it's a new one to me, so I'm just passing it along.)
A Blonde's Year’s End Summary:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!!...those little bottles won't fit in the typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...those instructions are all wrong!...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July -Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911...DUH!.....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
I hope next year will be better.
A Blonde's Year’s End Summary:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!!...those little bottles won't fit in the typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...those instructions are all wrong!...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July -Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911...DUH!.....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
I hope next year will be better.
posted by white trash republican at Monday, December 04, 2006
5 Comments:
Dan says he doesn't get it.
I turned into my mom several years ago when I yanked someone's dinner from under his nose and thew the whole thing, plate and all, into the trash.
I don't get a whole lot of complaints anymore.
...or the blonde who asked..."Whats the phone number for nine one one...."
Ok. Now everybody thinks I'm a blonde since I posted my comment referencing turning into your mom in the wrong spot. What makes it worse is I first posted a smart remark about Dan being blonde. How embarrasing! Do you think blondness rubs off???
LOL, I noticed that immediately, Kathy, and I really wanted to fix that, but I don't have that kind of mojo with Blogger. (as far as I know, anyway.)
That's ok...if it's any consolation the same day that happened, I, too, misposted over on Patricks blog-got 2 entries melded together in my head- must have been a phase of the moon or something!
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