Wednesday, August 02, 2006

And Now For Something Completely Different...

File under "Remind me to never piss this guy off!"

Hey! Who put that dead naked mole rat in my undie drawer?....OhMyGawd!
Gruesome tale of spurned hubby's revenge, here.


And in a related story...just for comic relief...depending on your gender.
File under "Shrinkage"
Don'tcha just hate it when that happens?

5 Comments:

Blogger Cookie..... said...

Ah yes...the old Testicles caught in the slates problem...and the old severed trouser rat in the lingerie drawer stories....

Now Missy Liz...I'm sure that y'all know that stories & posts like these here are just a gonna attract the old Cookster fer sure fer sure....

The "shrunkin testicles" reminds me of one of the old Seinfeld episodes where George Castanza is caught completely in the buff by a beautiful woman shortly after havin taken a cold swim in the ocean...and couldn't convince her or any other females about male "shrinkage"....

Had the same thing happen t'me once when I was takin a break at a nudist colony and was sittin on some sections of a partially disassembled picket fence.....;-)

...and as fer the disconnected drawer dickie....gonna let that one go....

8/02/2006 3:39 PM  
Blogger jgf said...

Yep, that's different all right...

8/02/2006 5:37 PM  
Blogger Lemuel Calhoon said...

They didn't have to ruin the chair, they could have just used some cold water.

8/02/2006 10:28 PM  
Blogger white trash republican said...

To say nothing about using a saw in such a circumstance, Lem!
Yep, seems like the logical approach, but I've been noticing that alot of these tales of 'members' in peril have been coming from oddball (no pun intended) places in the former soviet countries, kinda makes me wonder about the veracity of them. As if someone is taking stupid email jokes and "dramatizing" them as fact. Either that or there are indeed alot of dumb guys in Croatia.

Cookie...you got a million of 'em, dontcha? ; )

8/03/2006 10:24 AM  
Blogger Walker said...

Dang.

8/04/2006 8:34 AM  

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