Stalin Needs a Bridge Partner
Word is El Presidente is ailing for realsies.
Please, Dear God, take this festering weasel now!
Let the free world awake with a smile on our faces as we enjoy the morning newsbabes & coffee.
Even if our joy is short lived...official sources say the reins of power have been turned over to his brother who is a bigger ass than Fidel ever was.
Was.
Damn, I just like the sound of that!
They're partying in the streets of Miami like crazy monkeys, so something's up.
A.M. Update: Looks like Castro's gonna pull a Generalisimo Franco.
Drats! One can only hope for prolonged suffering in this case.
posted by white trash republican at Tuesday, August 01, 2006
8 Comments:
Well, at least he's suffering.
Sigh...one can only hope....
Trouble is his successor, brother Raul, is said to be even more of a tyrant.
BTW I finally found a use for your Oingo Boingo song, "Capitalism."
Dare I axed, Patrick? : )
Franco, what a nightmare. I had forgotten. I was working in newspapers at the time and we had him dying or dead on four different pages in the freaking street edition.
LOL, yep....and HE'S STILL DEAD!
You & I are old enough to remember the old SNL bits about that.
Latest rumor is that it's colon cancer.
Having just gone through that with my Dad and knowing what I know now, as much as I hated for my Dad to suffer so it makes me smile to think that that is what Castro's ailment is. Man, I'm one sick puppy! ; )
But then again...this maybe their way to break his already demise to the masses.
I hope Castro hangs on for a few years...as a vegetable. Then one day I, your humble WordBearer, flies to Cuba, strangles him to death, and converts his skull into an ash tray.
He will sit on my desk right next to the skull of Che.
OMG...I think I'm in love!
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