Bin Laden Dead? Moonbats Shriek "Foul!"

As if on cue, now all of moonbattery are going nuts at these rumors and are already creating their own cozy realities to explain this. Ace has the crazy details.

This is taking on a life comparable to Monty Python's "Dead Parrot" sketch. First he's dead, then not dead, then almost dead to now, just really sick. I'm awaiting the "he's just sleeping" part.
The batties, of course are blaming the CIA, saying he's been paid off and given a "new identity", kinda like a bassackwards witness protection program.

You know what?
They maybe hip to the game.

We here at White Trash have it on good authority that these rumors are indeed true. Our source can't be revealed, naturally, but let's just say they are as reliable as the atomic clock when it comes to these things. They have even provided us with a possible composite pic of what the new and modified Bin Laden, 3.0 might look like so....



Be on the lookout for this man!

















Just a hunka, hunka jihadi love





("Ladies and gentlemen...Bin Laden has left the building.")


HT: The Jawa Report