'Top 10 Reasons Why God Made Eve' (Your Saturday Nite Joke)
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"
And the #1 reason God created Eve...
When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
posted by white trash republican at Saturday, May 13, 2006
4 Comments:
Hey hey....that's sexist fer sure. Hates to admit it...but yur right bout some things...all ceptin the "doin better" part.....
I tell ya what,Cookie-
My husband's nickname for me was "Waybettah"
As in "my better half....way better!"
Hate to say it, but you boys left to your own devices can be a mess!
My husband appreciated my 'civilizing' influence on him. ; )
Ain't no doubt about it...my wonderful wife has managed to tame and "domesticate" this here man...and...although I really hates to admit it...there's a whole bunch a good about that. Also...I've most always referred to Elaine as my "better half"...I usually do it in a joking/facetious manner so's she doesn't know I really mean it....hope she don't read this...she'll find out just how good she is fer me......
God knew someday Adam would have to deal with government healthcare in the form of the Veteran's Administration and would need someone to take a permanent marker and circle the questionable mole on his back just to make sure they were really looking at the right one.
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