RSVP, ASAP or you're D.E.A.D.

If you were like me and your invite to Islam got lost in the mail by those infidel dogs at the Postal Service, don't worry- Mrs R. (Wuzzadem's way better half) got hers... in spades!
But now the real question is Sunni or Shi'ite?
Decisions, Decisions!
And what do you wear? Do heels work with a burq?