"The Carol Cops Are Coming To Town"

Un. Friggin'. Real!!!
Color me Gobsmacked! Did any of these ninnies ask Ms. Cohen first?

A "Silent Night" As Carolers Told to Stop Singing at Skating Show


RIVERSIDE, Calif. (AP) -- A high school choir was asked to stop singing Christmas carols during an ice skating show featuring Olympic medalist Sasha Cohen out of concern the skater would be offended because she's Jewish.

A city staff member, accompanied by a police officer, approached the Rubidoux High School Madrigals at the Riverside Outdoor Ice Skating Rink just as they launched into "God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman" and requested that the troupe stop singing, the Riverside Press-Enterprise reported Thursday.


The jawdroppin' rest, here.

HT: The Lovely Michelle

Ok...now I'm inspired:

You better watch out, you better not sing
You gotta be wary of every lil' thing
The Carol Cops are coming to town

They gotta long list, best heed their advice
It's full of words they percieve as not nice
The Carol Cops are coming to town

Even though it is Christmas, and hymns of Christ abound
You better not be singing them in public or outloud!

Oh...you better watch out, you better not sing
You gotta be careful of every lil' thing
The Carol Cops are coming to town!