Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Dead Castro "Resigns", Obama to Gain New V.P. Choice?


Woo-Hoo!
Keeping with the old school of Commie power transistions, El Presidente released a letter stating his intentions not to run for an upteenth re-election.
The language in the letter is a little weird to me. Not the usual Castro lingo we've seen in letters to the people before, so it's safe to say he's dead, I think--been dead. They were just trying to get the new power structure in place these past few months.

Expect a news flash about the beloved tyrant of the island "passing quietly in his sleep" in about a week. By March at the latest.

The Lovely Michelle has the story and a very funny "Castro Zombie", compliments of Babalu-Blog.

Chavez said to be inconsolable.
Hollywood elite are openly weeping.
Michael Moore drowning his sorrows in a case of Krispy Kremes.

1 Comments:

Blogger Grumpy said...

An adviser told President Bush that three Brazilian soldiers had been killed in Iraq.

Hearing the grave announcement, all the color ran from Bush's face and he collapsed on to his desk with his head in his hands.

Finally he managed to compose himself.

Looking up at his adviser, he asked: "Just how many is three Brazillian?"

2/21/2008 1:40 AM  

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