Dead Castro "Resigns", Obama to Gain New V.P. Choice?
Keeping with the old school of Commie power transistions, El Presidente released a letter stating his intentions not to run for an upteenth re-election.
The language in the letter is a little weird to me. Not the usual Castro lingo we've seen in letters to the people before, so it's safe to say he's dead, I think--been dead. They were just trying to get the new power structure in place these past few months.
Expect a news flash about the beloved tyrant of the island "passing quietly in his sleep" in about a week. By March at the latest.
The Lovely Michelle has the story and a very funny "Castro Zombie", compliments of Babalu-Blog.
Chavez said to be inconsolable.
Hollywood elite are openly weeping.
Michael Moore drowning his sorrows in a case of Krispy Kremes.