"And I Was Gonna Just Post Some Silly Stuff this Morning..."
Y'know, for once I'd like to wake up and see that NOT A DAMN THING happened overnight that was a threat to the security of this country and the rest of the NORMAL world!
Jeezuz H on a crutch! We got Egyptian "students" unaccounted for, Israel's in the fight for it's life via a proxy/distraction war with Iran and Syria, the 5 year anniversary of 9/11 is coming up oh and speaking of Iran...Shorty McShort-Short Dinnerjacket is braying and mewing about how the world will get their answer about their nuclear program on the 22nd of this month.
And now THIS!
Can I hear an "OY VEY!!" y'all?
Alright, screw it...I was never much of a Randy Newman fan, but I think his tune "Political Science" is needed here to lightened the mood:
No one likes us
I don't know why.
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try.
But all around even our old friends put us down.
Let's drop the big one and see what happens.
We give them money
But are they grateful?
No they're spiteful
And they're hateful.
They don't respect us so let's surprise them;
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them.
Now Asia's crowded
And Europe's too old.
Africa's far too hot,
And Canada's too cold.
And South America stole our name.
Let's drop the big one; there'll be no one left to blame us.
Bridge:
We'll save Australia;
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo.
We'll build an all-American amusement park there;
They've got surfing, too.
Well, boom goes London,
And boom Paris.
More room for you
And more room for me.
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town.
Oh, how peaceful it'll be;
We'll set everybody free;
You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby,
There'll be Italian shoes for me.
They all hate us anyhow,
So let's drop the big one now.
Let's drop the big one now.
posted by white trash republican at Thursday, August 10, 2006
3 Comments:
I understand, WTR.
I got up this morning and decided to blog about America being under attack from so many sources. I put the post together, published it, and then heard this crap on the news so did a brief update. Talk about a coincidence! Dang... everytime we turn around there's something else, isn't there? Well, at least this attack was thwarted, but how about the next, and the next, and the one after that???? But can we profile the muslims... no way! That would be polically incorrect and heaven forbid we save ourselves at the risk of offending muslims... let's just let Americans and all innocents risk getting turned into crispy critters for the sake of a few "sheetheads!" Arrrrgh!
I'll do a trackback to you!
That song says it all. I just wish we had the neutron bomb - kill all the Moomoos and the Europeans and create two large theme parks: Dead Moomoos on Sand and Dead Europeans on Toast.
Patty, Yeah...I'll probably be alright in a day or two, but right now I'm just so impotently mad at all the "smart people" who have allowed us to get to this state.
Gayle, It's way past time to take off the gloves and get really medeval on their butts. Screw their widdle feelings! At least Dub FINALLY gave 'em a name today. Islamo-facists; to my knowledge that is the 1st time he has used that phrase, publicly.
CAIR is sh*ttin' their drawers about it as we speak...tough. If the sheet fits and all that, al bubba!
Patrick...those sound like grunge band cd titles! But really, it would be quite a simple deal...just coat the acres of level glass with vaseline and you'd have one big Slip n Slide! Extra bonus would be the damn place would glow in the dark-no lighting expenses!
Sick humor to help me cope, folks...
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